February 2012
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BECAUSE OF SEUSSICAL
i declare the fifteenth of may a national holiday. it will be grand.
also, dr. seuss’s birthday is on saturday.
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i feel like i have senioritis.
and i’m not even a senior.
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The Hunger Games meets Twilight
One day, Gale and Katniss were hunting in the woods, when all of a sudden...
Edward: Hey there!
Gale: JESUS! What the-
Edward: Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Gale: What are you doing here? Who are you?
Edward: I'm Edward. I'm hunting.
Gale: No way! So are we. Wanna join?
Edward: *laughs* I have a feeling our definition of hunting is a bit different.
Katniss: *scoffs* I doubt it. *shoots bird, which falls to the ground in front of their feet*
Edward: May I? *picks up bird and sucks blood*
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss: Is he-
Gale: Just walk away slowly.
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE